Flomax Trump Pee Tape Joke Ad

In this (joke) ad for Flomax, we see the actual Trump/Russia pee tape, and it shows not Russian hookers peeing on each other, but instead Donald Trump demonstrating to Vladimir Putin how well he can pee now thanks to Flomax.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Wouldn't it be so much fun, and hilarious, even, if the atheists who came up with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to make fun of the ridiculousness of God, when God is supposed to be fun and silly and happy and stuff because God is Love, were in fact divinely inspired by God Himself unbeknownst to themselves in their cynicism that God looks sort of like a flying spaghetti monster, but is actually a multi-tentacled alien creature composed of the hopes and dreams and loves and beauty of all of us all together at once in His mind all at the same time forever? I think so. And they might even laugh too when they realized how silly it all is, because it's supposed to be silly and fun, because God is love.

Trump's Band Name

Trump is having another rally tonight. I think if this were a concert instead of a rally, which it might as well be these days, I'm surprised it's not yet: after all, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure predicted a band (based upon the Golden Rule, essentially) would become the saving grace and ruling party of the world (the opposite of Metalocalypse, I suppose), Trump's band could be called: "Rage Against Those Who Rage Against the Machine".

Dr. Scholl’s “Murder, My Feet” Ad (Proposed)

In this joke on the classic film noir detective movie Murder, My Sweet, based upon Raymond Chandler’s Philip Marlowe novel Farewell, My Lovely, a detective in a black & white noir TV spot sits in his office and tells us of his latest case: “I was hired to track a killer. I walked all over town looking for clues, but the only killer I found was the one killing my feet. I got a hot tip to look up a Dr. Scholl, and he set me straight. Now I use his inserts and I stopped the killer; the one that was killing my feet, anyway.”

Beer Icing the Kicker Ad (Proposed)

In an important field goal attempt at the end of a big football game, a kicker goes out to take the kick, but the other side takes a time out, and the announcer says: “They’re icing the kicker!” And the opposing team brings a giant cooler full of beer out onto the field and puts the kicker into it, where he relaxes and has one of the beers.

Joke Non-Alcoholic Beers Slogan

The Sanka of Beers!

Pepto Bismol Pink Elephants Ad (Proposed)

After a night of heavy partying, a guy wakes up with a headache and stomachache. He opens his eyes, holds his stomach, and sees a pair of cartoon pink elephants which say on them: “Pepto” and: “Bismol”. Then the announcer says: “Pink elephants are pink to remind you to take Pepto Bismol.”