Iran is threatening to attack Turkey this Thanksgiving weekend if they are attacked. This is an outrage, but fortunately, they’d only hit leftovers at this point, as we’ve already had Thanksgiving on Thursday. But maybe they were going to do it, but it took a few days for us to get the news! And worse, what if they threaten to attack Santa Claus on Christmas, or the Easter Bunny on Easter? We’ve got to keep our holiday mascots protected! And what about our roast beast? Will they attack that too? (Those Grinches!) Where is President Obama on this? (Republicans claim he’s soft on holiday mascots!) I propose we keep the real ones in a safe house somewhere, and let the CIA dress up as turkeys for next Thanksgiving, or else use robot drone turkeys with Patriot missiles on them: that way, they can repel any attack, and Iran won’t be able to harm our Thanksgiving turkeys next year!
(I do have to wonder, though, if they do this stuff to try to be funny, but that they won't admit it if nobody gets the joke. But to attack Turkey over Thanksgiving? It's like if they said they were going to invade the North Pole on Christmas! I think they're just jerking our chain!)
(I do have to wonder, though, if they do this stuff to try to be funny, but that they won't admit it if nobody gets the joke. But to attack Turkey over Thanksgiving? It's like if they said they were going to invade the North Pole on Christmas! I think they're just jerking our chain!)
Here’s the treacherous tale of turkey terror:
http://news.yahoo.com/iran-threatens-hit-turkey-us-israel-attack-153655802.html
And here's proof that Santa is arming himself against future threats:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/arizona-gun-club-lets-children-hold-high-powered-173027276.html
And here's proof that Santa is arming himself against future threats:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/arizona-gun-club-lets-children-hold-high-powered-173027276.html
