Ask Your Dealer About...

In the spirit of pharmaceutical ads, showing you what the effects will be when you take their products, perhaps street drugs could be advertised this way too! They could have an ad like this for a really hard & dangerous street drug:

We see a close-up of a man's face. His eyes are closed, and he appears to be peacefully sleeping. Just then, his eyes open, and we see he has extremely dilated pupils. Then the camera zooms out, and we see that the guy is lying on the ground in the woods, completely naked and covered in blood. A dog is sniffing him, and starts licking some of the blood off of his feet. Then the announcer says: "Ask your dealer if angel dust is right for you!"