Yes, hide your ears, it’s Death Sentence, the upcoming horror film about a deadly sentence that kills whoever hears it whenever it is uttered by anyone!
In this horrific movie, we finally understand why the politically correct crowd react so strongly to spoken things they find offensive: because the words we use can hurt… and kill! Yes, in this film we find out that political correctness is not simply a system of reactionary bullying intended to intimidate people from exercising their Constitutionally protected right to free speech, but rather, it is a system to save all of our lives, because little does anyone but them know, but there is, in fact, a string of words so offensive that when combined into a specific order to form a sentence, it literally makes people’s heads explode, killing everyone who heard it instantly; and so they hoped that the political correctness movement would deter anyone from saying offensive things in the desperate attempt to keep someone from stringing together the deadly words into the Death Sentence.
But you know that for some of us, the more we are told not to do something, the more we want to do it, and so a whole underworld of rebellious offensive comment speakers arose from the PC clampdown. And they said the most vile, offensive, objectionable things imaginable, finally emerging from the underground of speech repression to vocally rebel against their tormentors by publicly announcing the most offensive and derogatory comments known to man. And the more the politically correct bullies attacked and attempted to subjugate and pillory these stalwart iconoclasts for their foul mouthed defiance, the more and more offensive and objectionable their rhetoric became, eventually by some ill-fated luck happening upon and unleashing upon an unsuspecting world, the Death Sentence: the sentence that kills! And kill it did, lots and lots of people.
Earplugs won’t save you. Noise-cancelling headphones won’t save you. The only hope you have is that no one will dare to utter the Death Sentence: coming soon to a theater near you!
