There’s a scene at the end of the great Dario Argento horror
movie Suspiria where Jessica Harper,
playing Suzy Banion, finds the witches’ lair, and she’s walking down some
amazing looking dark hall with all these arcane words or spells written all
along the hallway, and she’s got to be totally silent or they’ll know she’s
there and kill her. And being the advertising crazy person I am, I immediately
thought of her getting a cell phone call, and the witches hear her and kill
her.
Oh, but then the scene replays with her using the Apple
Watch, and instead of her phone ringing, she gets a little vibration on her
wrist, and what do you know, but it’s Udo Kier and Rudolf Schündler telling her
how to defeat the witches, and so she does, triumphantly, without even having
to risk her life (much).
And so the Apple Watch will help you defeat all ancient
witch covens better than Android or Samsung or LG phones, guaranteed! If you
get killed by a witches’ coven, simply return your phone with original proof of
purchase to our secret Illuminati lair, if you can find it, and you will
receive a free iPhone7!
This is a scene from the end of Suspiria, (You have to see this movie! It’s great! The part I was
referring to is a bit earlier, but this would work just as well, if not better,
only this time it would be her cell phone that would wake up Helena Markos,
instead of her knocking over the peacock from Spencer’s Gifts):
