(Republicans killed the filibuster for Supreme Court
nominees last week, just like the Democrats killed the filibuster for cabinet
appointments during President Obama’s presidency, and that made me think about
how any ad for the filibuster would probably say: “For a limited time only. Get
it while it lasts!” And an ad featuring that kind of limited time offer is
generally an advertisement for fast food, so I decided to make the ad for the
silly fake sandwich: “The Philly Buster Sandwich”. Sorry if this is too dumb of
a joke for many of you. I couldn’t resist.)
When you’re hungry for stopping a nominee from being
confirmed, there’s nothing to sate your appetite like the Philly Buster
Sandwich!
Chock full of freshly diced garlic and three different kinds
of onions, it’ll give you the kind of breath that would make almost anyone
withdraw their nomination! And it’s packed so full of extra marbled beef and
pork, you’ll be able to chew the fat all day long! In fact, it’s so remarkable,
you’ll want to talk about it for hours and hours! Finally there’s a sandwich
good enough to interrupt what you’re doing and tell everyone all about it for
as long as you have the strength to keep talking! And the Philly Buster has so
much protein and nutrition that you’ll have the strength to go on and on and
on, virtually indefinitely!
That’s the Philly Buster Sandwich: For a limited time: Enjoy
yours before it’s gone!
Show good judgment and order the Philly Buster Sandwich
Supreme! All rise and get off the bench when you serve up the Philly Buster Supreme
with your rivals for lunch! It’s the special version of the sandwich designed
to be eaten standing up. Prepared piping hot, and so fast, with no waiting,
customers won’t even have a chance to sit on the bench!
