Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Bud Light Platinum Gold into Platinum Ad

I think this ad was new for the 2012 Super Bowl. It’s the one where we see a factory pouring metal into a mold and out comes the blue bottle of the Bud Light Platinum brand, and then it gets filled with beer. And the announcer talks about how for hundreds of years, men have sought to turn lead into gold, but now they’re turning gold into platinum. But this is a light beer, so it’s really more like they’re trying to turn lead into platinum, isn’t it? (Oh, and that would be diluted lead, too. And perhaps even more diluted than usual, according to a class action lawsuit against Budweiser filed in California recently. But then again, if you’re drinking light beer, can you really complain about it being watered down? Isn’t that how they make light beer?)

(In this spot, the engraving robot arm writes the word “platinum” backwards, so at one point it says: “latinum”, and I thought that might make it the perfect light beer for Star Trek, especially in its lovely blue bottle.)

Here’s the alchemical aspiration advertisement: