Yes! The Toyota Prius will help you get away with crimes!
Just watch the ad!
The Toyota pickup trucks help terrorist groups, as we all
know. But I didn’t know Toyota’s new push was to get American criminals to buy
their cars for their crimes too.
But it’s not a bad strategy, I guess. After all, Toyota
pickup trucks are the #1 brand terrorists drive by choice, so I guess it was
only natural they wanted to get into the domestic US criminal market. Maybe
homegrown terrorists drive them too?
Um, I hope it doesn’t work for them?
(The ad was obviously a joke, and it is fun and cute, but
when you think about all the terrorists driving Toyota pickups trucks, I think
it’s pretty tasteless. Don’t you? They can pretend this is not an issue, but it
really is. Why do they sell so many trucks to terrorists? What the hell, guys? Should we not sanction them at this point? Or is it like selling weapons to rogue nations: no harm, no foul?)
Here’s the criminal conspiracy commercial:
