There’s an ad running on TV for the new Droid Razr that says: “it’s too powerful to (let it) fall into the wrong hands!” But after such a warning, how can we be sure that anyone who has one isn’t the wrong type? That was a pretty strong warning! I say we can’t take a chance! We’ve got to arrest and indefinitely detain anyone who’s got one of those phones! Like the ad said, we can’t let it fall into the wrong hands: it’s just too powerful! So, just to be on the safe side, grab, arrest, incapacitate, rendition, or otherwise liquidate anyone who’s got a Droid Razr phone! The future of the Earth depends on you! (The commercial said so! And they wouldn’t exaggerate something like that just for effect, now would they?)
Here’s the apocalyptic ad (the scary part is that warning at the end!):
