There was a puff piece on the American Olympic decathletes Eaton and Hardee tonight on NBC, and when I saw their names together, I said to myself: "Eaton Hardee? You're kidding! It sounds like "eatin' hearty"! That would make a great ad for Hardee's!"
So here's how it would work: These two American decathletes would be training together, and then the announcer would say that this type of training requires hearty meals, and then they show them eating at Hardees, and say it's "Eaton/Hardee eatin' hearty: at Hardee's!"
Or how about this: The two guys are running together, and Eaton says: "I feel like eatin'." And so Hardee says: "Eaton feels like eatin', huh? Where do you want to go?" So Eaton says: "Let's go to your place." And Hardee says: "My place?" And Eaton says: "Yeah: Hardee's!" And then they show them eating together at Hardee's, and the tag is: "Eatin' hearty at Hardee's." (Or they could go with: "Eaton and Hardee are eatin' at Hardee's".)
See? It practically writes itself!
