The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Wouldn't it be so much fun, and hilarious, even, if the atheists who came up with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to make fun of the ridiculousness of God, when God is supposed to be fun and silly and happy and stuff because God is Love, were in fact divinely inspired by God Himself unbeknownst to themselves in their cynicism that God looks sort of like a flying spaghetti monster, but is actually a multi-tentacled alien creature composed of the hopes and dreams and loves and beauty of all of us all together at once in His mind all at the same time forever? I think so. And they might even laugh too when they realized how silly it all is, because it's supposed to be silly and fun, because God is love.

Trump's Band Name

Trump is having another rally tonight. I think if this were a concert instead of a rally, which it might as well be these days, I'm surprised it's not yet: after all, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure predicted a band (based upon the Golden Rule, essentially) would become the saving grace and ruling party of the world (the opposite of Metalocalypse, I suppose), Trump's band could be called: "Rage Against Those Who Rage Against the Machine".