Rogaine Hank Williams Ad (Joke/Proposed)

While thinking about my recent hair loss I started singing a joke version of the famous Hank Williams song: “Your Cheatin’ Heart”, changing the title to: “Your Cheatin’ Hair”. And I think that would actually make a fun ad for Rogaine.

The words could be (There’s really only time for one chorus and maybe a verse in an ad):

Your cheatin’ hair, has been untrue,

Your cheatin’ hair, fell out on you.

Amazon Restaurants Arlo Guthrie Ad (Proposed)

An Amazon Restaurants ad could use the Arlo Guthrie song: “Alice’s Restaurant”, but altered to: “Amazon’s Restaurants”, singing:

“You can get anything you want, at Amazon’s Restaurants.” (Etc.)

(The movie Alice’s Restaurant was on TCM last night. You’ll never guess what gave me the idea for this possible ad song for Amazon Restaurants. Well, it was that, and seeing the promo card for Amazon Restaurants offering 10% off on your first order. I got the card at Pastina in Westwood, one of my favorite restaurants.)

Gas-X/Beano Blondie Joke Ad Song

To the tune of: “Heart of Glass” by Blondie:

Once had lunch that gave me gas,

Soon had farts come out my ass,

Put out a real stink, wish my nose was blind,

Mucho mistrust in my behind.

Blondie sings the above joke version of: “Heart of Glass” and then tell us about how they’ve gotten rid of the gas with Gas-X or Beano.