To the tune of: “Heart of Glass” by Blondie:
Once had lunch that gave me gas,
Soon had farts come out my ass,
Put out a real stink, wish my nose was blind,
Mucho mistrust in my behind.
Blondie sings the above joke version of: “Heart of Glass” and
then tell us about how they’ve gotten rid of the gas with Gas-X or Beano.
