Danzig's first album has a song called: "Am I Demon" where he wonders if he's a demon, or part demon, or something, singing: "Am I demon? I need to know!"
So I thought it might be fun to have Danzig perform this song and then leave the stage to meet people backstage, and the person (woman) there says if he really needs to know if he's demon, he should go to Ancestry.com. So Glenn Danzig goes to Ancestry.com where he's told he's not a demon, he's just a human who is a rock singer. But it says not to worry, as Ancestry.com is confidential and will never tell anyone.
Here is the Danzig song: "Am I Demon?":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VIjJvWoKLY
Saturday, March 31, 2018
Thursday, March 29, 2018
Drano Danzig Ad Song (Joke/Proposed)
(I love Danzig’s first album, from 1988. And this love for the album made me think of a silly ad for Drano based upon the Danzig song: “Twist of Cain”, with altered lyrics that sing about Glenn Danzig experiencing a clogged drain and fixing it with Drano, like so.)
Whoa, I can’t feel it moving,
Feel it clogging as I turn the tap said yeah,
I can feel it’s standing,
It’s stuck with something and it, it starts to rise yeah!
Liquid Drano,
Yeah inside my drain oh,
Yeah Liquid Drano,
Makes it flow alright,
I just pour Liquid Drano,
Yeah into my sink oh,
Yeah Liquid Drano,
Makes it come out right!
Anyway, I took it standing,
I popped the cap and I started it to pour,
I’ll get the sink done my way,
It makes it drain from the top floor to the ground yeah!
Pour Liquid Drano,
Straight into my drain oh,
Yeah the Liquid Drano,
Makes it flow alright,
Oh it’s only Liquid Drano,
Yeah into my drain oh,
Yeah the Liquid Drano,
Makes it come out right!
Whoa! Gotta flow! I need some Liquid Drano in these clogged up pipes yeah,
Whoa! Gonna flow! Got a little Liquid Drano for the pipes below yeah!
Well, I know my teaching,
Know my father he was born a plumber yeah,
He recommends it,
Just pour in a little and it, it comes out right yeah!
Liquid Drano,
Yeah inside my drain oh,
Yeah Liquid Drano,
Makes it drain alright,
I Just pour Liquid Drano,
Yeah into my sink oh,
Yeah Liquid Drano,
Makes it come out right!
Whoa! Gotta flow! I need some Liquid Drano in these clogged up pipes yeah,
Whoa! Gonna flow! Got a little Liquid Drano for these pipes below yeah!
Whoa! Gotta flow! I need some Liquid Drano in these clogged up pipes yeah,
Whoa! Gonna flow! Got a little Liquid Drano for these pipes below yeah!
This is “Twist of Cain” by Danzig:
Deodorant School Easter Play Ad (Joke/Proposed)
Okay, so this is definitely going to offend some people, but I’m going to do it anyway. (Not that I want to offend people, though…)
An Easter school play has a scene with students playing the parts of the crucified Jesus and the two thieves on either side of him. The student playing the thieves on either side of the student playing Jesus have anguished looks on their faces, so much so that everyone in the audience, and even the teacher directing the play comment on how convincing their suffering is. But then, one of the students playing a Roman soldier tells the teacher/director that they’re not acting; it’s because the student playing Jesus has bad underarm odor, and in his crucified position his underarms are exposed and facing out so that everyone can smell it.
(This would probably work best as an ad for a deodorant aimed at high school boys, since adults might be offended by this spot. But in my experience, high school boys tend to love jokes about religion, so I think it would be a winner with them.)
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