(I love Danzig’s first album, from 1988. And this love for the album made me think of a silly ad for Drano based upon the Danzig song: “Twist of Cain”, with altered lyrics that sing about Glenn Danzig experiencing a clogged drain and fixing it with Drano, like so.)
Whoa, I can’t feel it moving,
Feel it clogging as I turn the tap said yeah,
I can feel it’s standing,
It’s stuck with something and it, it starts to rise yeah!
Liquid Drano,
Yeah inside my drain oh,
Yeah Liquid Drano,
Makes it flow alright,
I just pour Liquid Drano,
Yeah into my sink oh,
Yeah Liquid Drano,
Makes it come out right!
Anyway, I took it standing,
I popped the cap and I started it to pour,
I’ll get the sink done my way,
It makes it drain from the top floor to the ground yeah!
Pour Liquid Drano,
Straight into my drain oh,
Yeah the Liquid Drano,
Makes it flow alright,
Oh it’s only Liquid Drano,
Yeah into my drain oh,
Yeah the Liquid Drano,
Makes it come out right!
Whoa! Gotta flow! I need some Liquid Drano in these clogged up pipes yeah,
Whoa! Gonna flow! Got a little Liquid Drano for the pipes below yeah!
Well, I know my teaching,
Know my father he was born a plumber yeah,
He recommends it,
Just pour in a little and it, it comes out right yeah!
Liquid Drano,
Yeah inside my drain oh,
Yeah Liquid Drano,
Makes it drain alright,
I Just pour Liquid Drano,
Yeah into my sink oh,
Yeah Liquid Drano,
Makes it come out right!
Whoa! Gotta flow! I need some Liquid Drano in these clogged up pipes yeah,
Whoa! Gonna flow! Got a little Liquid Drano for these pipes below yeah!
Whoa! Gotta flow! I need some Liquid Drano in these clogged up pipes yeah,
Whoa! Gonna flow! Got a little Liquid Drano for these pipes below yeah!
This is “Twist of Cain” by Danzig:
