Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Rudolph’s Rhinoplasty

In this (joke) ad for a (fictitious) plastic surgery office, we hear the part of the well-known song: “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” that goes:

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it you would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games

Then the song continues with the altered lyrics:

Then Rudolph got a reprieve through plastic surgery
Rudolph’s nose now looks so good that he moved to Hollywood
Now all the reindeers love him and he stars in big movies
Rudolph the nose-job reindeer got Rudolph’s Rhinoplasty!

Then the announcer chimes in, saying: “Yes, Rudolph got his nose fixed, and you can too, at Rudolph’s Rhinoplasty!”