Sunday, March 20, 2016

Nike Missiles

There are some American nuclear missiles called Nike.

I hope they have the swoosh logo on them. They should have to have the swoosh. It is Nike, right?

(It’s gotta be the nukes! Or should that be: Just nuke it?)

Measure of Justice

Measure of Justice is the martial arts/action movie about a streetwise nun who dispenses street justice to drug gangs and violent criminals, using a ruler as her weapon. (Nuns used to slap naughty students on the hands and fingers with a ruler in Catholic school, for those who don’t know.) She slaps the hands, knuckles, fingers and faces of those who have strayed from the moral path in life, giving them a stinging reminder of their sins! She even has a set of nunchucks made out of two rulers held together with a chain of rosary beads! It’s her mission to put the fear of God into criminals everywhere! It’s Measure of Justice, coming soon to a theater near you!

A Brokered Convention?

Trump is in the lead, and the Republican Establishment, whoever they are, doesn’t want Trump to be the Republican nominee. Now people are mad at the Republican Establishment because they’re worried about Democracy: will the voice of the people be heard and respected?

What’s going on here? And who will be the Republican Establishment’s choice for the Republican nominee? We already know they hate Ted Cruz basically as much as they hate Donald Trump, and who else could possibly be their choice whom they could also rationalize as a fair and appropriate selection?

And why do they hate Donald Trump anyway? Is it because he’s making the Republican Party look bad with the things he says? They do that themselves already all the time anyway! People protesting Trump say he’s a racist, but is he really? It seems to me that Donald Trump’s worst crime in people’s eyes is that he has inartfully expressed (to say the least) the Republican view of problems America faces with regard to immigration. (Are there any violent criminals in America who have come from Latin America? Yes, there are some: a very small percentage. But are there some? Yes, there are some. We have plenty natural born violent criminals of our own right here in America too. And are there any Muslim terrorists who have slipped into the country or become radicalized here and carried out or attempted terrorist attacks here in the United States? Yes, sadly there are, but it’s just a miniscule percentage, and the government generally catches them before they’re able to carry out any attacks; and although I understand people’s apprehension about such things possibly occurring, I don’t share the fear and prejudice about it, and I see how expression of such fear and hostility can breed terrorism where it likely would not have occurred otherwise. But do we have home grown domestic terrorism here already anyway? Yes, we do. It’s nothing unusual to have a couple of bad apples in any large bunch; but contrary to the idiom, they do not spoil the whole bunch, although they can have a negative influence on a few individual apples here and there sometimes. It seems to me Trump is going with the idea of the bad apples spoiling the whole bunch. That’s not surprising, as simple ideas seem to be what he’s best at. If he were running for president of Mexico, he would be saying Americans are all racist spree-shooting murderers. He just seems like an all-or-nothing kind of a guy. He’s also blustering, bombastic and belligerent, so things he says always sound extreme.) What’s funny to me about the Republican Party disavowing Trump is that he is merely echoing talking points from Republican political pundits we’ve heard on cable news for the past 8 years. Maybe he is making them sound worse with his choice of words, but this anti-immigrant stuff and complaints about purported weakness with regard to trade deals and military intervention is exactly what the Republican Party was communicating as its platform for the entire Obama presidency. So for someone for once to come along and give voice to those issues in an unapologetic manner seems to me to be their greatest wish, especially someone who is rich, white and male, just like them.

Representatives of the Republican Party in recent years have complained bitterly about how all their presidential candidates have been “spineless”, and have not fought back against attacks from Democrats; now that they have someone who fights back and uses the same emotional reactionary tactics as the radical left, the Republicans don’t like him? That’s odd to me: that’s what they said they wanted! I guess it must be because Trump is not vehemently opposed to a woman’s right to choose and gay marriage: rights which Trump does not wish to take away from his fellow Americans. So when Democrats want to get rid of Donald Trump as the Republican nominee, it makes no sense, because what they’ll get as a replacement is Ted Cruz, and what if he wins? (<If Ted Cruz wins and has a Republican Congress, he will seek to outlaw abortion and gay marriage, and he may just get it. Then it would be the law of the land until a case against the laws finally made its way up to the Supreme Court, and if Ted Cruz gets to nominate the next Supreme Court Justice, the Court may decide in favor of the Cruz Administration: you never know what will happen, and it’s a huge risk. At least Donald Trump would never do that kind of thing, as he’s not a hard-right religious conservative Moral Majority type who seeks to run our lives for us. {Both Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton want the government to micromanage our lives, just in different ways; at least Trump won’t try to do that, I don’t think. But I cannot in good conscience vote for any of these clowns.})

It is my personal belief (although I may be wrong) that Donald Trump is simply saying what he thinks the Republican base wants to hear, and in so doing tap into the anger he knows is there and we all know gets people up and to the voting booth. My guess (although it is only a guess) is that if elected President, Donald Trump will forget all about the Mexicans and the Muslims and just do other types of things. And the political comedy shows would have great fodder for their jokes for at least four years: it will be amazing fodder; the best fodder ever.

But is the Republican Establishment really against Donald Trump? If they select another candidate at a brokered convention, not only might there be riots, but Donald Trump may run as an Independent, and if that happens, they might as well just concede the election to Hillary Clinton right now and not bother even holding one. But maybe this is about something else. Maybe the Republican Establishment knows everyone hates them (even Republicans, Republican politicians, and right-wing pundits all despise the Republican Establishment, and say so all the time), so by coming out against Trump, they know that will make everyone want to support him, even Independents. By using reverse-psychology, they can get Trump more support than ever before, and from people who might not otherwise support Trump, or even go vote normally!

Another reverse psychology phenomenon is generating more Trump supporters too, but those doing it are not aware, or are too swallowed up by their own sense of self-righteous indignation to understand why, or care that it’s happening. These people are the militant protesters who try to shut down Trump rallies, invade and provoke and throw punches, call everyone a racist, and worst of all, shut down roadways. I can understand their outrage and anger and such at people they consider to be virulent bigots, but by confronting and trying to shout down and disrupt Trump and his rallies, they are inciting the same sense of outrage and fury in these people, and worse than that, they are violating their civil rights. (Yes, right-wingers, even those you consider racist, have civil rights, and they are equal under the law whether you like it or not.) What civil rights? The right to free speech, the right to peaceful assembly, the right to participate in the political system without undue duress from others, etc. The protesters think they’re fighting the good fight, but what they’re really doing is a form of criminal harassment when they attempt to disrupt and provoke and shut down Trump rallies. And this stuff really has the reverse result from what they are expecting, I think, because Independents see this, are reminded of what the fringe left can be like, and they see it as bullying and intimidation; and then they consider voting for Trump just to do the opposite of what the protesters want. I am tempted to do that too (although I won’t), just because I am so disgusted by what I see happening; and I don’t blame the Trump supporters when protesters close down roadways: that’s their own doing. An ambulance with a dying person could get stuck and the patient could die because they didn’t reach the hospital in time; police on the way to a domestic disturbance could get stuck and an innocent woman could be killed as a result. Also, there is such a thing as road rage, and someone stuck in traffic for hours could snap and shoot the protesters, and it would be their own fault. This form of protest is completely unacceptable and destructive, and worst of all, it’s breeding many new Trump supporters.

(BTW: I am trying rationally to express the Trump phenomenon here. I know most people get very emotional, if not go ballistic, when the issue of Donald Trump’s presidential candidacy is raised, so please try to remain civil if you don’t like what I have to say here. I’m not a Trump supporter by any means, but I also think the virulent hatred of Trump is having some serious negative consequences. Can’t we, as Americans, simply respect other Americans’ right to their own opinion as to who they want to vote for, and then just vote and see who wins? I only ask, because the more people push against Trump, the stronger he seems to become, and the more he can simply point at the protesters and say nothing about what he plans to do as president. If the protesters would just step back for a little while, then Trump would have to actually answer questions and tell us what his policies would be, etc.; and once he had to do that, he would start to lose supporters all by himself, without help from anyone else. The protesters, with their in-your-face hostility, seem to forget one basic important behavioral truth: you get more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. The more you yell at or punch someone, and the more you clog up the roadways with your demands, the less people are going to want to agree with you, and the more they’re going to dislike you. It might be fun to disrupt a Trump rally or tie up traffic by closing down a road, but it is actually counterproductive, believe it or not.)

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Rock Em Sock Em Trumpbots

We’ve seen lots of news stories lately about the violence happening at Trump rallies. Well now there’s a game for political junkies and Donald Trump supporters where they can act like they’re at a rally all the time: it’s Rock Em Sock Em Trumpbots!

Play for hours of excitement, making them go at it: Democrat supporters/protesters and Donald Trump supporters! They’re color coded blue and red to represent the different political parties, just like the original game of Rock Em Sock Em Robots intended!

The object of the game is to sucker punch the heads off of your opponents for disagreeing with you!

Order yours today!

The Uninvited (1944): Best Movie Ghost?

“…Be afraid; be afraid, for Heaven’s sake!”

TCM just showed one of my favorite movies, which is The Uninvited, the great ghost movie from Paramount in 1944. At the close of the film, Ben Mankiewicz said the movie was originally going to have no visible ghosts, in the tradition of the Val Lewton school of not showing anything specific, assuming the power of suggestion is enough, but that Paramount executives thought people would feel disappointed if they didn’t get to see any ghosts. In any case, he said, luckily the appearance of the ghost was limited to only one scene. But there are, in fact, three separate scenes with the swirling, smoky apparition. And glad I am of that too, as the apparition in this movie is my absolute favorite ghost in all of ghost movies; and ghost movies (good ones, anyway) are my favorite movies of all*.

The first time we see the ghost, it appears at the end of the spirit board scene, just after the spirit of Carmel possesses Stella. It begins as wisps of swirling mist that coalesce into the vague, blurry form of a woman, freezing all in the room with terror (except for Stella, who has fainted post-possession). And when Stella’s grandfather smashes a pane in a French door to enter, the ghost disappears. (Seeing as how the guy smashing his way into the room was her father, maybe the ghost was afraid of getting a spanking or something.)

The second time we see the ghost, Stella has just returned to Windwood House (the cliff-side waterfront haunted house in the story) to find her grandfather in ill health waiting to warn her of the dangers of the house. Stella says she isn’t afraid, and he says: “Then be afraid; be afraid, for Heaven’s sake!” Then, after filling in some sketchy background story details, he notices the phantom forming in the doorway of the room, and he dies of his heart condition (and presumably, fear). Like the first time, it begins as a flowing fog, spontaneously conjured up out of nowhere, forming the shape of a woman in a flowing gown. This time, though, the face becomes a little clearer, and the presence more established. It approaches Stella, its form billowing like curtains in the wind; she screams, and…

The last time we see the ghost is just before the end of the movie. The threads of the twisted tale are finally unraveled, and we have closure, or so it seems. But just then, the malignancy appears, fading in and morphing out of misty wisps once again in a swirling phantasmagoria. Each time it appears, it becomes a little clearer that this is Mary Meredith’s ghost, and now we can recognize her from her portraits that appear in a few scenes in the film. And now we see her face clearly: the face of actress Elizabeth Russell, the great character actress from the two RKO Cat People movies. We see her icy glare and we feel her rage.

I’m not sure how the special effects people made this ghost: whether it’s cell animation using airbrush or blurry film of Elizabeth Russell in some diaphanous gown billowing in the wind of some industrial fan comped into the film using double exposure; but however they did it, I love it. The ghost is always luminous, lightly colored and somewhat transparent, looking a bit like curls of cigarette smoke at first, circulating and cascading around a central point, which then consolidates into the vague appearance of a woman in a flowing gown. And being lightly colored and with a billowing appearance, it is kind of reminiscent of a little kid wearing a sheet as a ghost costume, only this ghost looks like the real thing upon which that kind of sheet ghost costume might be based.

Many ghost movies just have regular people playing the ghosts with no special effects whatsoever, like the ghosts are solid, normal, everyday flesh and blood people. If it suits the story, it’s fine, but unless the ghosts are specifically intended to be as such for the plot to work correctly, I really feel like there should be at least a bit of subtle special effects applied to ghosts in movies (it can be just a camera lens, a bit of double exposure, a slight darkening, etc.; just don’t overdo it, please!), you know, just so we know they’re ghosts, and so that they will be all creepy and neato. The least any ghost movie could do is make their ghosts a bit translucent, at least maybe for part of their appearance; and in fact, that simple, see-through effect works plenty well in general, and better than most. Ghosts are usually way overdone as special effects (see: Poltergeist, 1982), or way underdone as actors just standing there with no special effects (see: Hasta El Viento Tiene Miedo, 1968), and neither way is particularly chilling (although those are both great movies). That’s why the subdued, elegant manner in which the appearance of ghost is presented here stands up so well after all this time: They really got it right in The Uninvited.

(In a side note, there’s a plot element in this movie where a dominant woman in a position of some authority victimizes the young, vulnerable heroine due to the woman’s great admiration for an elegant deceased female antagonist (and her resultant loathing and resentment of the heroine’s character), and I wonder if this part of the plot comes from Hitchcock’s 1940 film: Rebecca. In each case, the dominating woman wants the hapless heroine to jump to her death. Also in each case, the stories are set in mansions by the sea, one figuratively haunted by a dominant, malignant woman, and the other one literally haunted by the same type of character. Rebecca had been a smash hit, so it’s hard to think it didn’t influence this aspect of The Uninvited, made just four years later.)

I don’t know if the TCM hosts have actually seen all the movies they introduce, or if they just read whatever’s there in the teleprompter. Mostly I think they know them pretty well, but as I have mentioned here on this blog before, when it comes to the classic horror movies, the introductions almost always seem to include some sort of informational discrepancy or error that’s unfortunate. That’s why I think TCM should get a classic horror expert like Greg Mank to introduce, or perhaps write the introductions for, the classic horror films, just so that rabid fans of these movies like me will not be discouraged by these slight errors in the history we’re given at the beginning and end of the films.

(Maybe I’m being nit-picky here, but seeing as how TCM is actually making an effort to provide us with background information and a historical context for the films they present, I would think they would prefer that the information they provide is accurate, because for many people, this is the only place they will get any background information on such movies.)

* (In ghost movies, for me anyway, it’s nice to see the ghost, or at least, the effects of its presence on the environment, and not just on the emotional state of the characters (or in many cases, just one character), because then it’s not really a ghost movie, is it? Without an actual ghost or manifestations of a haunting, it’s a psychological story where the person my just be imagining it; and no matter how much that makes critics cream their jeans, it’s been done to death, and I find it a bit dull. There are a lot of mentally unstable people, and paranoia movies are a different genre that’s huge in and of itself. But for me, a person with delusions does not a ghost movie make, and it feels like a copout to me to have a haunted house with no hauntings, or a ghost story explained in the end as just someone’s psychosis. A ghost movie with no ghosts is like a zombie movie with no zombies, or a monster movie with no monster: what’s the point?)

Monday, March 7, 2016

Moulin Rouge (1952): The Movie That Broke the Technicolor Color Consultant Cartel

TCM is showing the 1952 John Huston movie Moulin Rouge tonight. Huston wanted the movie’s look to match the color palette of Toulouse-Lautrec prints and paintings, so they designed it as such as much as they could, and then they asked for a muted color mix in the film print. From what I understand, Technicolor did this but demanded a meeting to protest, where the film was shown, and they said it was unacceptable. John Huston asked his cinematographer what he thought, he liked it, Huston liked it too, so according to what I’ve read, John Huston stood up and said, to the Technicolor people: “Gentlemen, fuck you,” and they walked out of the meeting. The movie was released the way Huston wanted it, and this forever broke the fascist stranglehold Technicolor color consultants like Natalie Kalmus had over color movies. Now we have all kinds of different possibilities due to digital grading and such. But before that, John Huston was the guy who bucked the system and made it possible to experiment with color, rather than be told what to do by corporate bureaucrats. And for once, art defeated commerce in big studio Hollywood.

(For those who don't know, Technicolor was very strict with their color process, and Natalie Kalmus, who was married to the founder of Technicolor, tried to help with, or intrude on, depending on how you look at it, how color movies using Technicolor were made. She was the big cheese, but there were others too, who were color consultants on movies using Technicolor, which meant they told the costumers what colors they could and could not use, told art directors what to do, and ultimately the color consultant had control of the color mix in processing. This was supposedly so that the movies would work the best for the Technicolor system, and to make the movies look their best. It is hard to argue with their approach when you see movies like The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938), with its NC Wyeth look, but artists like to experiment, and they also like to have control over their own work, and so eventually this rebellion was going to occur anyway. And little did they know it, but Eastmancolor was nipping at Technicolor's heels starting in 1950, and it soon took the place of Technicolor on lower budget and more experimental movies starting in the late 1950s, like The Curse of Frankenstein (1957).)

This movie is also especially fun for getting to see Jose Ferrer walk around on his knees and stand around on his knees with shoes on his kneecaps.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Discon

When I was a kid, comic books were a big thing in my life, and so were movies. But music was the biggest thing. And disco and funk were huge when I was growing up. That music was way more important to me as a kid than anything else. And this is coming from a metal head/hardcore punk guy. (When I tell people my favorite kinds of music are punk, metal and disco, most people think I am joking. I’m not joking: disco is great! That’s why it’s coming back now.)

So back to this comic book idea: Comicon is huge, and everyone loves it. And comics are only one part of these people’s lives growing up that make such an indelible impression on them; music did too. And many, many people of all ages love that 1970s disco and early 1980s funk I grew up with, so why not have a Discon (Disco Convention) that travels around the world where people can come and meet all the people who made the music they loved growing up? I would go! And I would love to meet all these singers and musicians who made all the songs I still sing in my head all the time. To me, these people are real life superheroes. Give us a chance to fawn over them! And then have a concert every night.

I am not a businessman, so I don’t know if this would be economically viable, but I do know that as many people love this music as love comics, so maybe it’s worth a try. But I am being selfish here: put all my dance music heroes in one place where I could meet them in person? Sign me up! I hope they will consider doing it soon, if they want to, as people do not live forever, and windows of opportunity close faster than you might think.

Discon would be like a meet-and-greet, not just a concert. It would be a chance for people like me to shower love and appreciation upon the people who made growing up so much fun. I think they deserve to feel the love, and I know I would love to let them know how much I appreciated them then, and still do now. Plus, everyone would dress up as their disco ideal, so we would have lots of great outfits, roller-skates, Studio 54 attitude, etc. Wouldn’t it be fun?

Why should only fictional characters get all the love?

Anyway, it’s just an idea…

And if this worked, we could have Punk Rockon, and Metallicon.