We all know the charming song: “Christmas Is Coming”, with the lyrics: “Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat; won’t you put a nickel, in the old man’s hat?”
Well in today’s world, I would humbly suggest these new alternate lyrics: “Christmas is coming, the wallet’s getting thin; please hurry up now, before credit caves in!”
(Actually, these days maybe it should go: “Christmas is coming, the goose is quite obese; let's cook it up, and fill ourselves with grease!”)
(That last part might make for a fun holiday ad song for Tofurkey.)
(That last part might make for a fun holiday ad song for Tofurkey.)
