Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Trump’s Tax Plan Song

(To the Tune of: “Taxman” by George Harrison)

Let me tell you how it will be, (Tax plan!)
More money for big companies, (Tax plan!)
‘Cause I’m the tax plan,
Yeah, I’m Trump’s tax plan.

If your tax rate appears too big, (Tax plan!)
It should because the system’s rigged, (Tax plan!)
‘Cause I’m the tax plan,
Yeah, I’m Trump’s tax plan.

If it’s smooth sailing, I’ll tax your boat,
If it’s sink or swim, I’ll tax your float,
If you storm my gates, I’ll tax the moat,
If you want me out, I’ll tax the vote,

Tax plan!
‘Cause I’m the tax plan,
Yeah, I’m Trump’s tax plan.

Why such complaints from you the poor? (Tax plan!)
Why not stash your cash too offshore? (Tax plan!)
‘Cause I’m the tax plan,
Yeah, I’m Trump’s tax plan.

More burden for the middle class, (Tax plan!)
The poor will take it up the ass, (Tax plan!)
‘Cause I’m Trumps’ tax plan,
Yeah, I’m Trump’s tax pla-an.

Work all you like I’ll keep your money.
Tax plan!