Every time I turn on TCM these days, I keep seeing ads for their wine and such, and how well they go with movies. And do you know what goes great with watching movies and drinking wine every night? That's right: alcoholism. And that's why there's the new TCM AA Club, so people who became alcoholics because of the TCM Wine Club can get help for their drinking and try to learn to watch movies on TCM without a relapse.
The TCM AA Club provides members with friends with similar alcohol problems, and seeks to help with group screenings of great alcoholism movies like The Lost Weekend (1945), Days of Wine and Roses (1962), and Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf (1966). These movies should help TCM Winos get over their alcoholic tendencies and help hem go back to normal, sober life. Unfortunately TCM cannot provide a TV channel without wine ads, as they're now under control of the Coppola Vineyard.
(Just kidding! Coppola Vineyards wants nothing to do with getting people addicted to alcohol while watching movies!)
