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Friday, May 25, 2018
Weinstein Handcuffs
Harvey Weinstein was shown being arrested today, led away in a unique set of handcuffs specifically designed to fit the crimes he stands accused of. The set of shackles consists of two chains connecting three manacles together: one on each end to clasp around the wrists, and one in the middle to restrain the part of his anatomy implicated in his alleged crimes. And reportedly during Weinstein's court appearances, the handcuffs will be replaced with a special stockade-style board-based restraint with three holes in the board to be sure the defendant cannot threaten nor assault those present.