Wednesday, September 21, 2016
The Dukes of Hazardous Materials
Yes, it’s The Dukes of Hazardous Materials, the new TV action show! The Dukes are brothers with the last name Duke who work as firemen who dispose of hazardous materials. But usually when they’re called to duty, they’re away from the firehouse, so they drive up in their Dodge Chargers (or, because it’s a current show, Dodge Challengers, because they look cool and Chargers don’t anymore), and they toss the hazardous materials into their cars and drive away really fast, saving lives and property by jumping their cars over obstacles and such, just like the other Duke boys before them.
Hollywood Walk of Fame Star for Satan
Satan has starred in so many movies over the years, and it’s about time he got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. His star would naturally be an upside-down pentagram star with the Satanic goat head inside design, like on Venom album covers.
This is what the star inside the Hollywood Walk of Fame marker would look like:
Dr. Who’s Police Box Protest
Dr. Who’s TARDIS police box gets protested for police brutality and shootings of unarmed people, and no matter where or when it travels to in an attempt to escape the protest, Dr. Who and crew encounter more protesters, only this time they’re aliens, historical figures, dinosaurs, etc.
Second-Hand Smoke Film Noir Ad (Joke/Proposed)
Film noir characters are shown smoking and then being
killed, and the announcer says they deserved to be killed because their
second-hand smoke is killing everyone else. Maybe if they hadn’t smoked, they’d
still be alive!
The Silencer (The Superhero)
The Silencer is a superhero who uses a special sniper rifle
with a silencer on it to shoot inconsiderate noisy people and people who yell
loudly and disturb others. His bullets are specially developed darts that
inject loud jerks with a chemical compound that automatically lowers their
voice and/or brainwashes them into being considerate to others and turning down
their TVs, stereos, electric guitars and basses, drums and other instruments,
and lowering the racket of whatever they’re doing that bangs around and makes
excessive noise.
Son of a Gun (The Superhero)
Half man, half gun, all hero!
The result of an unholy union between a gun lover and
his/her gun, it’s: Son of a Gun!
He shoots super villains first and asks questions later!
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