Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The Dukes of Hazardous Materials

Yes, it’s The Dukes of Hazardous Materials, the new TV action show! The Dukes are brothers with the last name Duke who work as firemen who dispose of hazardous materials. But usually when they’re called to duty, they’re away from the firehouse, so they drive up in their Dodge Chargers (or, because it’s a current show, Dodge Challengers, because they look cool and Chargers don’t anymore), and they toss the hazardous materials into their cars and drive away really fast, saving lives and property by jumping their cars over obstacles and such, just like the other Duke boys before them.