Wow, what a ridiculous society we live in nowadays, with mob mentality and everyone hating and bullying each other online with death threats and stuff all the time. It seems like this stuff defines our country more than anything else, so why don’t we start naming our sports teams after it? We could have teams like the Trenton Twitter Trolls, the Sacramento Spree Shootings, the Denver Death Threats, the Houston Hate Speech, the Indianapolis Inappropriate Insults, the Raleigh Racist Rants, the San Antonio Sexist Slurs, the Fresno Fake News, the Phoenix Partisan Propaganda, the Anaheim Apoplectic Apologies, etc. And we could have the stars of the most famous cultural embarrassments of the year appear in person for the halftime shoes of the championship games.
