TCM has been running their Peplum, or Sword & Sandal movie festival this month, so I was trying to think of a fictitious product that could sponsor it, and I came up with Samson's Sandals:
The announcer says: "Walk in the footsteps of giants with Samson's Sandals!" And we see a smiling Samson holding a sandal in his giant hand, saying: "I'd topple a temple for a pair of Samson's Sandals!"
