Not that they need ads, but Teslas are very quick cars, and I thought a fun TV spot for a Tesla could show a Tesla driving up beside a muscle car, and the Tesla driver could pull out his smartphone and play a sound effect of a muscle car engine revving to challenge the other driver to a race. (Teslas are silent, so they could not rev their engine; but they’re very fast, so they’d probably beat any muscle car in a stoplight drag race.)