Thursday, July 20, 2017

Bejeweled Video Game: The Movie!

In this upcoming thrilling and fascinating feature film based upon the exciting video game Bejeweled, independent precious stone and gold miners endeavor to find and mine jewels and gold on their own individual claims before a huge international mining conglomerate can bribe their way into strip-mining the entire area to monopolize the mining industry bit by bit until the mammoth corporation owns the mining rights, and by extension the ownership of every last gemstone and nugget of precious metals, to every square inch of the entire world.