In this upcoming thrilling and fascinating feature film
based upon the exciting video game Bejeweled,
independent precious stone and gold miners endeavor to find and mine jewels and
gold on their own individual claims before a huge international mining
conglomerate can bribe their way into strip-mining the entire area to
monopolize the mining industry bit by bit until the mammoth corporation owns
the mining rights, and by extension the ownership of every last gemstone and
nugget of precious metals, to every square inch of the entire world.
