Thursday, July 20, 2017

How They Screw Ya’ Chorus Ad (Joke/Proposed)

(To the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus)

How They Screw Ya’,
How They Screw Ya’,
How They Screw Ya’, How They Screw Ya’, How They Scre-e-e-ew Ya’!

How They Screw Ya’,
How They Screw Ya’,
How They Screw Ya’, How They Screw Ya’, How They Scre-e-e-ew Ya’!

This could be used in an ad for a service where the singing is in reference to how a cable company or a cell phone carrier contract screws the customer, so switch to (whatever) service/company to stop getting screwed. This could work especially well for an internet TV streaming service (like Hulu) that enables customers to “cut the cord” and cancel their expensive cable subscriptions.