(To the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus)
How They Screw Ya’,
How They Screw Ya’,
How They Screw Ya’, How They Screw Ya’, How They Scre-e-e-ew
Ya’!
How They Screw Ya’,
How They Screw Ya’,
How They Screw Ya’, How They Screw Ya’, How They Scre-e-e-ew
Ya’!
This could be used in an ad for a service where the singing
is in reference to how a cable company or a cell phone carrier contract screws
the customer, so switch to (whatever) service/company to stop getting screwed.
This could work especially well for an internet TV streaming service (like
Hulu) that enables customers to “cut the cord” and cancel their expensive cable
subscriptions.
