Ford: Go Further!

Oh, right! So we can burn more gas and oil and destroy the environment with increased emissions and increasing demand for fossil fuels, leading to more fracking, more off-shore drilling, more water polluted by toxic gas and oil, more devastated wildlife, more pipelines and more oil spills into aquifers? And with their electric cars: where is that electricity coming from, exactly? Coal-fired power plants, burning more coal and pumping out tons and tons of soot and deadly pollution, or else from nuclear power plants, leading to meltdowns, radioactive contamination, Jack Lemmon getting shot, and Godzilla, who will attack America all the time from now on, attracting loads of other giant movie monsters to attack America, thanks to all the lousy American Godzilla movies, oh, and because of Ford, whose fault it all really is, by demanding that we: "Go Further"! Remember when Star Trek went "further" and met the Borg, who now will kill us all? That's Ford's fault too! And don't forget what Lin Shaye from the Insidious movies calls Hell, it's: "The Further"!!! That's where Ford wants us to go!!! Oh, the humanity! Better buy a Schwinn Bicycle!

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