We see a news report about the pop culture kerfuffle of people being offended by supermodel Emily Ratajkowski's Twitter announcement (or Kérastase's marketing department's message on EmRat's Twitter account*): "Hair is a fundamental part of beauty, femininity, and identity." Then we hear the (female) announcer chime in, saying: "We at (whatever brand of women's razors) respectfully disagree that hair is a fundamental part of beauty, femininity, and identity. In fact, our whole product line is based upon the exact opposite idea." Then we cut to a shot of a woman shaving her underarm hair off in the shower in slow motion.
* (Actually, her Twitter handle is apparently EmRata. I guess I was projecting. If I were Emily Ratajkowski, my Twitter handle would be EmRat, or possibly M. Rat.)
