Have an evil stepfather? Then this show is for you: Ash Vs. Evil Dad!
In this exciting new show on Starz, it is after the events
of Ash Vs. Evil Dead, and he’s killed
all the Deadites’ evil dead incarnations and everything, and now he wants a new
challenge! And so like Bulldog Drummond once did, he places an ad (this time on
Craigslist) looking for damsels in distress and others to help in an effort to
stave off getting bored. (He wants some action!)
Well, no sooner than he answers his first ad but he finds
himself face-to-face with the villain of the Stepfather horror movies! And what do you know, but that stepfather
guy has become so successful at terrorizing and killing and such for profit
that he’s franchised the evil stepfather business across the country!
And so now Ash must defeat evil stepfather after evil
stepfather across the country until the evil stepthreat is no more!
It’s nonstop action, as he tracks down the evil stepfathers
and step-by-step, stepfather-by-stepfather, he destroys the network and rescues
all the families under threat!
Actually, they’re not going to make it, but you know you
want to see it anyway, so call Starz and demand they make: Ash Vs. Evil Dad!
