Saturday, August 19, 2017

Ceiling-Mounted Subwoofer

New from Avenge Audio, it’s the Subsonic Ceiling Subwoofer, the ceiling-mounted subwoofer to get revenge against upstairs neighbors who drive you crazy with their subwoofer and make your home an unpleasant place to be!

Here’s how it works: Simply screw mount the unit to the ceiling, turn it on, and watch the magic happen! The Subsonic Ceiling Subwoofer sends an endless series of deeply resonant tones at just the right frequencies to shake and pound your neighbor’s floor and drive them crazy, but you won’t hear a thing (except for your annoying neighbor’s cries of frustration)! And when they ask you to turn it down and promise to stop their subwoofer too, you’ll know it was money well spent! But keep it going anyway, just to get revenge!