New from Avenge Audio, it’s the Subsonic Ceiling Subwoofer,
the ceiling-mounted subwoofer to get revenge against upstairs neighbors who
drive you crazy with their subwoofer and make your home an unpleasant place to
be!
Here’s how it works: Simply screw mount the unit to the
ceiling, turn it on, and watch the magic happen! The Subsonic Ceiling Subwoofer
sends an endless series of deeply resonant tones at just the right frequencies
to shake and pound your neighbor’s floor and drive them crazy, but you won’t
hear a thing (except for your annoying neighbor’s cries of frustration)! And
when they ask you to turn it down and promise to stop their subwoofer too,
you’ll know it was money well spent! But keep it going anyway, just to get
revenge!
