A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Flaccid Soda
If a company that makes hard soda also makes a soft soda, I hope they will refer to it as a "flaccid soda", if only to disparage it and its consumers in comparison to their hard soda.