It used to be, back in the 1930s through, embarrassingly, the 1950s, and even later (!), that when independent horror movie producers needed a monster, they’d turn to a man in a gorilla suit for their antagonist, or at least his henchprimate, rather than spend any money on anything else. (See: Robot Monster, 1953, and many others!) But in this age of post-Star Wars and CGI effects, sadly the man in a gorilla suit has become an endangered species.
We cannot allow the man in a gorilla suit to die out just because the current movie environment is hostile to such a species! Please give generously to the Men In Gorilla Suits Nature Preserve, where men in gorilla suits will be lovingly cared for in their natural environment: bad horror and sci-fi movie sets, with scantily-clad women constantly running away from them, and an endless craft service buffet.
You can make a difference today. Donate to the Men In Gorilla Suits Nature Preserve.
