Thursday, August 31, 2017

Gorilla Tape "Star Wars Rebels" Ad (Joke/Proposed)

In the animated series Star Wars Rebels, we run into Darth Maul again, and he has somehow managed to stick himself back together again after having been sliced in half by Obi Wan Kenobi during the climactic light saber fight scene in The Phantom Menace. How did he do it? I don't think they tell us. Maybe he used the force. But I'd like to think Darth Maul used Gorilla Tape to tape himself back together again, and I think that concept would make for a really fun ad for Gorilla Tape, because with all the running and fighting and traveling and chicanery Darth Maul engages in during his Star Wars Rebels character arc, it would indicate how strong and reliable Gorilla Tape is if it works well enough to hold Darth Maul's two halves together while he's busy actively running around the galaxy and engaging in villainous activities and such all over the place.

The spot could show Darth Maul being very active in Star Wars Rebels, and then a character says to him: "Hey, didn't you get cut in half by Obi Wan Kenobi? What's holding your upper and lower halves together?" And Darth Maul would say: "You probably think I'm using the force, don't you? Nope. Actually, I use Gorilla Tape! It's tough enough to stick together with you no matter what tries to tear you apart." And he lifts his shirt to show that his whole torso is wrapped in Gorilla Tape. Then the slogan is: "Gorilla Tape: It's the force that holds the galaxy together!"