Thursday, August 31, 2017

Slay It With Flowers

While sitting in the waiting room for a doctor's appointment this week I saw a book called: "Slay It With Flowers".

I couldn't help but wonder: Has the band Slayer read this book? Maybe Slayer should record an album, or better yet, star in an ad campaign for a florist where they wear flower-pattern clothes and glasses/sunglasses with flower-shaped frames and flowers in their hair while playing guitars with flowers painted all over them, and the announcer invites us to: "Slay it with flowers!"

Then, as a tag we'd see some head-banging hippies dressed up in flower costumes and thrashing their heads up and down and all around while wearing giant flower petals all around their faces/heads.