Thursday, August 31, 2017

Extra Slutty Olive Oil

I keep seeing olive oil labeled as "extra virgin", and this idea of virgin olive oil made me wonder if there is such a thing as slutty olive oil. "Extra slutty" olive oil could be olive oil that comes infused with different flavors and such, sort of like how a martini with olive juice in it is called: "dirty". And "Extra Slutty" could be the brand name of a line of olive oil infused with different flavors and including different ingredients added to the olive oil.

And the slogan for Extra Slutty Olive Oil would be: "Extra Slutty Olive Oil: Wants to make it with you!" (And by: "make it," of course they mean make food dishes or dinner, or whatever you want it to do with you.)