To the tune of “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” (made
famous by Marilyn Monroe in the movie Gentlemen
Prefer Blondes):
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but Limon is a
girl’s best friend.
A kiss maybe grand but it won’t make you mental, nor keep your
diet low fat, and help to keep your tummy flat.
(A beautiful woman holds a bottle of Diet Sprite and sings
the above lyrics while performing a dance routine choreographed to accentuate
the lyrics.)
