My sister eats all the whole grain hippie food, and when
over at her house recently I saw a box of Kashi cereal with this picture of a
farmer on the back of the box, with the headline: “Meet Newton”, and a blurb
about how he loves to grow their food, etc.
So when I first saw this thing, I immediately joked that
they should have one with a picture of a Republican farmer wearing a baseball
cap with a Confederate flag or a Skoal logo, or: “Forget, Hell!” on it, and
have the blurb say: “Meet Junior. He’s the guy who grows your hippie food. He
voted for Trump, he hates liberals, and he thinks ya’ll are a bunch of commie traitors. But he believes in the free market and the law of supply
and demand, so he’s willing to go against his conscience and grow your hippie
food for the lure of the almighty dollar. Don’t worry, he probably doesn’t spit
Skoal into it. Much.”
Here’s a link to Kashi’s webpage where the “Meet Newton” piece
is, just scroll down below the “Meet Richard” piece:
