Agent Marlow is sent by the United Nations Security Council
to find the notorious recluse Mr. Furtz, who has set himself up in the middle
of nowhere planning who knows what, but they’re pretty sure it’s nefarious in
nature. In any case, his setup most certainly stinks, and his mission sure
seems malevolently malodorous. So our hero Marlow seeks, and eventually finds
Mr. Furtz, following his nose all the way, and tells him the UN thinks his
behavior doesn’t smell right, and there seems to be more than a whiff of danger
in the air. But Furtz tells him that’s why he left society to set up far away
from everyone else on Earth: not to harm the world, but to save it from his
naturally occurring deadly gas emissions. So our Mr. Marlow says he has come to
give Furtz a way out. Alarmed, and thinking it’s a death sentence, Furtz says
he should have expected this from the world he has tried only to protect, but
remembering his love of humanity, he resigns himself to his fate and tells Marlow that maybe it’s all for the best. But Marlow says he didn’t mean to
execute him, he only meant to help him, and instead of a gun, he pulls out a
package of Gas-X; for Gas-X can neutralize Furtz’s deadly gas attacks, protecting
humanity and permitting Furtz a place back in society. And so Marlow returns Furtz to civilization, where he is welcomed and honored, and everyone lives happily ever after, thanks
to Gas-X!
