Tuesday, February 27, 2018

CPAP Mask Hotel/B&B Joke Ad

As we see a couple enter their room at a B&B or hotel an announcer says: "We set up a hidden camera to see how well (whatever brand of) CPAP mask works to enhance breathing reduce snoring." Then, that night, we see night vision footage of the couple asleep in bed together. The man wearing the CPAP mask is breathing freely and not snoring as he sleeps on his back. Then, he wakes up and looks directly into the camera. As it happens, he has noticed the camera, and he gets up and stands on the bed to take a closer look at the camera, hidden in an overhead light fixture. Then the man rips the cover off the light fixture, clearly revealing the now exposed camera, and he tears the camera out of the light fixture, wakes up the woman next to him in bed, and the couple freaks out over being spied upon and surreptitiously filmed. Then we see the couple angrily kick down the door of the room where the announcer guy who spoke earlier is sitting and watching a big bank of video monitors showing live feeds from the hidden cameras in all the other rooms in the hotel/B&B, and the couple throws the video camera at him, shouting: "You creepy pervert! How dare you put a hidden camera in our room and film us while we're sleeping!" But the announcer guy says: "We just wanted to see how well your CPAP mask is working for you! This is part of a nationwide study. If we told you about it in advance, we might not have gotten an accurate picture of the efficacy of the mask." Then the couple says: "Oh yeah? Then what's all this stuff?" pointing to the bank of video monitors where we now see (blurred or pixelated) video of other couples in the hotel/B&B engaged in sex, bondage, etc., and then pointing to a pile of freshly burned DVD-Rs of secretly filmed pornography about to go out for distribution, with naughty titles clearly written on them along with the corresponding room numbers where the video was filmed. So the announcer/peeping tom guy, caught in his peeper porn scheme, says: "Oh, sh!t!" and grabs an armload of the DVD-Rs as he tries to run away. And the man of the couple tackles the peeper announcer guy, saying: "Oh no you don't, you peeping pervert!" while the woman from the couple calls 911 for the police to come arrest the announcer guy.