She's a mega skiing girl,
The kind you'd love to take to Mammoth,
She will never let you beat her down,
Once you get her on her skis,
(Oh, girl!)
She fights the boys down the bend,
She says the climb up's not her favorite,
When she makes her move with you she gets the top time,
She's very hard to beat,
(Go, go!)
That girl is pretty wild now,
That girl does Super G,
The kind of girl you read about,
In skiing magazines,
Her style is super sleek yeah,
That girl does Super G,
I really love to race her,
Every time we meet!
Skis all right,
Skis all night,
That girl's alight with speed.
Yeah...
Hey hey, hey, hey...!
She does Super G, Super G,
She's super racing now,
Everybody sing,
Super G, Super G!
She's a competitive girl,
(The kind of girl who wants to win,)
From her head down to her toenails,
(Down to her skis, yeah!)
And she'll race you down the back way with her girlfriends,
On her little skis,
(Long and red and shiny.)
She screams so loud oh when she wins,
Since she's been four she has been skiing,
When she gets them she holds trophies by their handles,
It's such a thing to see!
That girl Ester Ledecka,
That girl does Super G,
The kind of girl you read about,
In snowboard magazines,
That girl Mikaela Shiffrin,
That girl does Super G,
I really like to face her,
Every time we ski!
Skis all night,
That girl's alight with glee.
Yeah...
Hey hey, hey, hey...!
She does Super G, Super G,
She's super skiing now,
(Temptations sing!)
(Whoa!)
Super G, Super G,
That girl does Super G!
(Whoa!)
She's a mega skiing girl,
The kind you want to take to Mammoth,
She will always race you skiing down,
Once you get her on the slopes,
(Snow, daddy!)
(BTW: Apologies to people offended by the use of the word: "girl". I did not write the song this was based upon; only this homage to it and these great Olympic skiers. And I think this would make a good advertising song for one of these two in future competitions, or in product endorsements.)
And here it is, although it needs no introduction: "Super Freak", by Rick James:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
