(To the tune of: “Jive Talkin’” by the Bee Gees)
Look out for Moff Tarkin,
He holds Vader’s leash,
Moff Tarkin,
The Death Star’s unleashed,
Moff Tarkin,
Blows up Alderaan,
Moff Tarkin,
He kills who he can.
Oh my child
You’ll never know
Just how mean he can be,
Oh my child
He’ll never show
You no humanity.
Watch out for Moff Tarkin,
His stench has you floored,
Moff Tarkin,
When you’re brought onboard,
Moff Tarkin,
Interrogates you,
Moff Tarkin,
The whole evening through.
Oh my love
He’s no good
Treating you so cruel,
With his beady eyes
Leavin’ him lookin’
At your tortured soul
Because he’s
Moff Tarkin,
Where’s your rebel base?
Moff Tarkin,
He travels through space,
Moff Tarkin,
He don’t need the Force,
Moff Tarkin,
He’s evil of course.
Moff Tarkin,
Is evil refined,
Moff Tarkin,
Committing some crimes,
And if there’s somebody,
Who wants you to die,
It’s old Moff Tarkin,
He’s wicked and sly.
Moff Tarkin,
Star systems all mine,
Moff Tarkin,
They’ll fall into line,
He doesn’t believe what you say,
That mean old Moff Tarkin
Will blow you away!
Moff Tarkin,
Is evil refined,
Moff Tarkin,
Committing some crimes,
And if there’s somebody,
Who wants you to die,
It’s old Moff Tarkin,
He’s such a mean guy.
Oh Moff Tarkin,
Moff Tarkin,
Oh Moff Tarkin.
