Sunday, March 5, 2017


Shampain is the definitely not French sham Champagne-style bubbly wine with the extra special added horrible hangover kick. Get Shampain for your frenemies and enemies, or just to “celebrate” things you really think don’t deserve to be celebrated.

Shampain: It sounds like Champagne, but it’s from a whole other world of pain!

That’s Shampain: Get it wherever other headache-producing products are sold!