(To the tune of: “Surfin’ Safari” by The Beach Boys)
Let’s go poopin’ now,
Everybody’s learning how,
Come sit on the potty with me,
(Come sit on the potty!)
Well early as an infant you’ll be starting out,
Your diapers will be catching your load,
But when you get to two, you should start learning what to
do,
Someday you’ll be pooping alone.
I want to take you poopin’ with me,
Yeah, I want to take you toilet training,
So come on sweet baby, poop it with me,
Yeah, I want to take you toilet training.
Let’s go poopin’ now,
Everybody’s learning how,
Come sit on the potty with me,
(Come sit on the potty!)