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Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Military Operation: The Board Game
This fun board game, similar to the classic board game Operation, has an electrified board that is an aerial view of a city somewhere, and the object of the game is to make “surgical strikes” on different parts of the board with a pen that looks like a smart bomb. Hit your target perfectly, and you score! Touch the smart bomb on either side of the target, and you kill innocent women, children, refugees, hospitals, schools, wedding ceremonies, family homes, outdoor markets: you get the idea. And if you fail to accurately make a surgical strike, you lose, and the UN condemns you for war crimes. But if you don’t want to play, the world asks why America isn’t solving the world’s problems for them. Either way, you lose, even if you win! Fun for the whole family!