(This is one from my old portfolio from like 16 years ago. I
just found it again reorganizing files, so I thought I’d share it. I’ll share
more later too.)
The spot opens with a clip of Steven Wright telling his amazing
joke: “You can’t have everything; where would you put it all?” Then the picture
would cut to the front of a storage facility, and the announcer would say:
“Here! You could put it all here.” Then they could tout what a great reputation
they have, what a great facility it is, how much space they have, etc. And then at the end they say: “See? You
really can have everything!”
(A clip of this joke used to be on YouTube a few years ago,
but it’s gone now.)
