Wednesday, October 26, 2016

The Polarization Bear

The Polarization Bear is a polar bear who is so mad at humanity for melting the Arctic that he moves to America to make everyone hate each other based on extreme partisanship. And what do you know: everyone falls for it! And the Polarization Bear laughs at how silly and stupid humans are for not only destroying his home through climate change, but their own as well through the hatred of hyper partisanship.

(Maybe the Polarization Bear can be our new national mascot, replacing Uncle Sam.)