We see film from martial arts movies of people kicking
people and things with their feet, causing injuries, breaking bones and
objects, etc., and the announcer says: “Mean feet. Why are they mean? It’s
because they’re uncomfortable! How do you expect feet suffering from pain and
discomfort to be nice? But with a pair of Dr. Scholl’s Comfort Fit Orthotic
Inserts, the pain goes away, leaving the feet feeling fabulous so they’ll be
nice again.”