One of the commentators in the Portugal/Uruguay World Cup game today said Portugal looked: "toothless". That might make a good (joke) ad for Act restoring mouthwash (or Crest or Colgate toothpaste): show Portugal playing Uruguay, have the commentator say Portugal looks toothless, and then show the clip of Suarez from the last World Cup biting the player (a movie that got him tossed out of the competition, by the way), and the commentator says: "Now that's how you do it right! Look at that toothful move! He must use Act mouthwash, with fluoride!"
Directly after I saw Suarez bite the Italian player in the last World Cup, I immediately wrote up a joke ad for Act mouthwash featuring Suarez's bite, and posted it on this blog, and here's a link to it:
http://unconditionedresponse.blogspot.com/search?q=suarez+act
Here's that bite of Italian Suarez took in the 2014 World Cup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UttpqKoSVGE
